http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADarLbF7Nsk&feature=related

Went for a roll up the mountain with my wonderful wife last night, together with a romantic candle-lit dinner.

I had a cheese, ham and red pepper roll; she had chorizo, eggs and chips. Halfway through our meal, there was a power-cut, and out came fork 'andles. Four candles, sorry. With apologies to
The Two Ronnies for blatant plagiarism.

I've never known a place take so long to produce the bill, but neither of us was complaining. On the contrary, the surprise element made it quite a delightful evening.